Andrew Michael Miller

[ANDREW MILLER]

`go shake it MILLER !
`Did you see the size of the thing! Oh, wait. That's right. You were there.

`where the hell is my chiffon.
`i can't seem to get myself into motion.

my crazy-ass parents named me; Andrew Michael Miller.
but it's okay everyone calls me; Miller.
i popped outta my mom's bajingo; May 2^nd.
i'm old for my age, jerk, i'm; Twenty-one.
actually i'm some sort of; Taurus.
this place was such a shit hole; England.
ah, so like paradise for me; London.
i don't look it but i'm actually; British.
it's just the way the wind blows; Heterosexual.
and the bastard bit me; I like to Jump from place to place.

`designers, look out for andrae.
`tim gunn and andrae at the red lobster.

and she said i look like; Jim Sturgess.
you know i could just swim in those; Hazel.
does the carpet match the drapes; light Brown.
i wish i could lose like three pounds; 135 lbs.
she looks like a freakin giraffe; 5'11.
and then i got one on my ass; N/A.
they always seem to notice my; Bulging ^pants muscles.

`it's a motherfucking walk off.
`looks like barefoot appalachain lil' abner barbie.

certain things just make my day; likes
i'm about to get wickety-wack all over; dislikes
it's like my signature kinda thing; strengths
oh god not this again, i so suck; weaknesses
it's like children of the corn but worse; fears
you know one day i'm going to; dreams/goals
it's just this weird innate thing; quirks/habits

`lighten up it's just fashion.
`daniel, you're almost completely on the floor.

maybe the dingo ate your baby;
Father: Brackus Miller.
Mother: Fiona Miller.
it's cause you were dropped as a child; None.
that's what i'll look like when i'm old; ~
you know the different kind of uncle; ~
and the one that looks like a rat; ~
pretty freakin sure we're not related; ~

`i'm not your usual uncle nick.
`look at my wickety-wack trim. i mean, really.

name; Sean Connery.
age; Twenteh.
rp experience; Sheveral years under me belt.
how you found us; The pretty little gurl that ruuns the shite happens to be mi wife.
contact; Pm me on this, account, Zack, or Charlie.
other charries; Charles Broderick.

i don't know what it means, something with; Paranoid.
it's six am in the morning middle of winter; Extra pickles?

you must be smelling your own crotch; rp sample, make it a good average post, NOT the longest you've ever done!