ROSSEAU , dallas (ND)

[DALLAS ROUSSEAU]

`go shake it CAESAR !
` i can't give you what you want and it's killing me.

`where the hell is my chiffon.
`i can't seem to get myself into motion.

my crazy-ass parents named me; full name
but it's okay everyone calls me; nickname(s)
i popped outta my mom's bajingo; birthdate
i'm old for my age, jerk, i'm; age.
actually i'm some sort of; astrological sign
this place was such a shit hole; birth place
ah, so like paradise for me; hometown
i don't look it but i'm actually; heritage
it's just the way the wind blows; sexuality
and the bastard bit me; alliance? jumper, paladin, neutral?

`designers, look out for andrae.
`tim gunn and andrae at the red lobster.

and she said i look like; face claim
you know i could just swim in those; eye colour
does the carpet match the drapes; hair colour
i wish i could lose like three pounds; weight
she looks like a freakin giraffe; height
and then i got one on my ass; tattoos/piercings
they always seem to notice my; distinguishing features

`it's a motherfucking walk off.
`looks like barefoot appalachain lil' abner barbie.

certain things just make my day; likes
i'm about to get wickety-wack all over; dislikes
it's like my signature kinda thing; strengths
oh god not this again, i so suck; weaknesses
it's like children of the corn but worse; fears
you know one day i'm going to; dreams/goals
it's just this weird innate thing; quirks/habits

`lighten up it's just fashion.
`daniel, you're almost completely on the floor.

maybe the dingo ate your baby; mom and dad
it's cause you were dropped as a child; siblings
that's what i'll look like when i'm old; grandparents
you know the different kind of uncle; aunts and uncles
and the one that looks like a rat; cousins
pretty freakin sure we're not related; other worth-mentioning family

`i'm not your usual uncle nick.
`look at my wickety-wack trim. i mean, really.

name; your name, or what you go by.
age; if you want, of course.
rp experience; how many years?
how you found us; what site, etc.
contact; if you waaant.
other charries; if any.

i don't know what it means, something with; walking » disaster
it's six am in the morning middle of winter; nothing!

you must be smelling your own crotch; SEE ISABELLE!